Haley Balcomb//Rochester, NY. Instagram @haleybalcomb//
I like talking about music
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.
Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
like I’ve said before if you’re not Barry Johnson (or Kyle Soto) not interested
you know you’re lazy when you don’t even feel like picking your own wedgie
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt



